Aspire to Outrun the Pyre

19. Canadian. I like coffee, body modification, and anything soy. I don't like Uggs, vodka and humanity.

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zenaxaria:

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howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

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oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man

u forgot the part where you get to lure men to their deaths

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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sometimessassystoner:

transgirltumbling:

s-uicida-ll:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

*goosebumps* just..no

I’m not playing …

One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.
They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.

sometimessassystoner:

transgirltumbling:

s-uicida-ll:

satanstruemistress:

grimmzai:

un-original-fan:

peppermint3y3candy:

oh hell no

fucking nope.

FUCK THAT.

I think this movie traumatized a generation.

*goosebumps* just..no

I’m not playing …

One Christmas when I was 7 my parents bought this for me and my little sister. On my mom’s first move she got ‘kidnapped by monkeys’ and she went to the bathroom and started screaming and then my dad told me and my younger sister to run away or they’d get us too.

They found us half way down the block with our jackets on upside down and laughed at our tears.

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tickerace:

Back to school vibes

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clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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forbidden—infinity said: Oh god….. Why would you do this to yourself lol

BEING HAIRLESS FOR SIX WEEKS THOUGH! AND ITS REALLY CHEAP!

crimson-winter:

wo-nderland:

this never gets old

SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN

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animethug69:

cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life

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